What Happens When You Wander Into Wal-Mart After Midnight

One night, during finals week, I went to Wal-Mart at 3am. I saw this Frisbee, it was on sale for like 5 bucks. So I bought it. To my excitement, I soon found out that it included a free DVD starring Dave Lewis!!! I couldn’t believe that the makers of Frisbee actually got the World Champion Freestyle Disc Player to appear on a DVD for them.

After watching the DVD, I decided that I was going to try to become the next World Champion. I still haven’t learned any of the moves, cuffs, bumps, chest rolls, back rolls, glitis catches or chair catches but I fully intend to learn all of them this summer when I go back home to stay with my parents.

I’m gonna wake up every day at around 4pm (voted to be the best time of day to “jam”) and play with the frisbee until at least 7 (voted to be the end of the best time of day to “jam”). Anyways, I just thought that you guys should know that this is DEFINITELY the sport of the future and I am DEFINITELY going to be awesome. Probably not as good as Dave, but awesome nonetheless.

I wish the freestyle community the best of luck in learning the greatest art form on the PLANET!

One Reply to “What Happens When You Wander Into Wal-Mart After Midnight”

  1. Too funny, dude! If you can learn all that you plan on learning this summer…you da man!

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